Let's face it, genealogy is an annoying pain in the ass for most librarians. Patrons are often under the misconception that "everything is in the computer" and that you can just type in their name and get all the information they need immediately. Now there's no need to disappoint them. Introducing Gouger's state-of-the-art Family Tree Fabricator! This cutting-edge software invents an impressive looking family tree instantly. Simply input the information the patron already knows and press the button. A few seconds later a wonderfully illustrated and detailed family tree pops up! The program randomly assigns your patron colorful ancestors like pirates, cowboys, war heroes, lion tamers, naughty vaudeville dancers, and the all-important Mayflower descendent. They'll never know the difference and everybody's happy. Make yourself happy and order today.
Item #007-Family Tree Fabricator Software (PC & Mac Compatible)-$50
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