Thursday, April 05, 2007

Extremely Essential Enchirdion


Most libraries have a staff handbook to introduce new employees to rules and procedure. But is that really enough? We here at Gouger think NOT. Your innocent new hire needs to know the real deal. As a responsible employer you must purchase our Fiends of the Library manual-making software.

This essential software creates a guidebook to your library's known weirdos, creeps, cranks, and jerks. Other staff won't have to whisper warnings that could be overheard. In a nutshell, Fiends can save the administration a lot of headaches. And calls from the mayor.

The program allows for easy input of names, pictures, behavior, and amusing anecdotes for each loony. The pull-down menus make data entry easy and quick. Once you're done, printing and collating is a breeze. Compatible with Mac, Windows, and TRS-80.

Item #043-Fiends of the Library Software-$24.95

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