Monday, May 14, 2007

Everyone's a Winner with Gouger

Librarians are all wonderful people. Here at Gouger, we want to recognize that wonderfulness and make money off it. Every bibliothec desires a professional award to adorn their work area. But honors are hard to come by when all of the competition is wonderful too.

Fret no more. Order a Gouger Miss Information award. You will be the envy of all your colleagues when they see this eye-catching trophy. Made of aromatic cedar and melted pennies, it's both beautiful and moth-repellent. Gouger will engrave any inscription (up to 10,000 words) that you can dream up. This little masterpiece is nothing to be sniffed at.

The gentleman librarian can feel like a king with the Royal Hush Award. This copper figurine is the same as pictured above, except without the tits.

Why wait for that Altisonant Library Association to discover your greatness? Those folks are too busy attending seminars about using trained lemurs to implement bibliographic instruction using the interactive double helix-the-cat method. Or something like that. Anyway, they're too busy to notice the likes of you.

Be the envy of your library with an easy-to-flaunt Gouger Award. We know you're great. You shop with Gouger.

Item #060-Miss Information & Royal Hush Awards-$37.50 each

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