Monday, January 28, 2008

Catch of the Day


For a child a library building is a huge and wondrous playhouse. The long aisles practically beg a kid to make a joyful screaming run for it. The shelving is perfect for a merry game of hide and seek. Every day little brats go flying about the library squealing with naughty delight. Mom and Dad? Nowhere in sight. They're across the library surfing the Internet. Or picking out some asinine movie. But when you dare suggest little Judy and Elroy stop tear-assing around, they're sure to get all huffy and mad. What to do?

Ensnare those rapidly racing rug rats with Gouger's handy Brat Trap. This sturdy mesh net is so simple to install. Merely place it in the desired location and set the invisible trip wire. Kids can race in but they can't race out. And the large capacity means you won't be emptying it all the time. The BT can hold an average library's daily catch of unsupervised hellions. And it's so fun to watch. Catch and release? It's your call. Order now. Operators are lonely.

Item #153-Brat Trap-$149.95

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