Weeding is a chore that librarians never seem to have enough time to do. Let Gouger solve that problem for you. Try a quart of our exclusive Skottz Weeding Killer. After the library closes, simply spray Skottz on the section(s) you want to weed. Overnight, Skottz fast-acting, great-smelling chemicals will cause useless books to fall straight to the floor. In the morning, just send young what's-his-face the shelver around to scoop them all up. So easy, so quick.
Order today so your patrons don't have to wonder if man ever got to the moon! (yes)
Item # 006 Skottz Weeding Killer-$25 per quart, sprayer included
Item #006a-Out of Date Spray
Item #006b-Falling Apart Spray
Item #006c-Hasn't Circulated Since LBJ Was in Office Spray
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