The staff here at Gouger are tired of the same old library events and we're sure you are too. We're not knocking that other book week, sponsored by that Library Association. It's a vital issue for everyone, librarians and public alike. However, there are still a lot of empty weeks to fill left on the calender.
Join Gouger in celebrating the first annual Bland Book Week. Honor those books that don't offend, aren't controversial, and contain no interesting swear words. These tepid tomes are safe to recommend to any patron, no matter how wretchedly prudish or conservative they may be. This often overlooked genre is a vital element of any modern library.
Our attractive kit will furnish you with everything you'll need to commemorate this vapid event. Among the items included are colorful posters, a gross of bookmarks, and nifty keychains. All of them have a witty but modest slogan and attractive artwork. Gouger will also supply a comprehensive booklet to guide you in planning everything.
What are you waiting for? Be a trendsetter and go Mild with Gouger Library Supplies great new kit!
Item #024-Bland Book Week Kit-$25