Library materials have a maddening tendency to never be quite where they are supposed to be. End your hours of searching with Gouger's cutting-edge Library GPS System. For pennies an item, you'll never have to wonder who's really holding the library's holdings again. Each system comes with our exclusive Pinpointatron Tracking Software and 150,000 tracking chips. Simply peel off the chip's adhesive backing and place it in the item. Then just scan the item into the GPS software and you're done!Think of the savings! Think of the possibilities! Can't find a book that's supposed to be on-shelf? Run a Pinpointatron search. Our wonderful map will show you exactly where that book is located, be it misfiled two feet away or on a bedside table in Botswana. Mr. Loudmouth insists he never borrowed that DVD? Sorry, John Q. Patron. Pinpointatron says "Police Academy 9" is under your living room couch. Now stop giving us the business and go get it.
Gouger guarantees the Library GPS System will pay for itself within a year of purchase. This product would be a bargain at twice the price. Buy it now, library scientist!
Item #011-Library GPS System-$999
Item #011a-Extra Tracking Chips (specify Cool Ranch or BBQ)-$50 per 10,000
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