Life at a library can be pretty nerve-wracking sometimes. As always, the innovators here at Gouger have come to your rescue. Our miraculous Organic Mobile Stress Relief Device is the one product guaranteed to stop librarian burnout even before it starts. Like a lovely work of art, the OMSRD will charm staff and patrons alike. Covered with a luxurious fur coating (colors may vary), this product is both calming and charming. It will strike beautiful poses about the building and make your library more friends than Fine Amnesty Week. Simply pick up or gently rub the device and the OMSRD does the rest. At random moments it will even emit a soothing humming sound. Best of all, the self-cleaning OMSRD requires so little maintenance! Just feed it the special cereal-like pellets (included), water it, and watch it go! Be sure to include one in your next order; your library will be an island of serenity before you know it.Shipped overnight in a soft, heated container at no extra charge.
Item #010-Organic Mobile Stress Relief Device-$50
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