Gouger is proud to present another ingenious money-saving device. Replace the library's old clunky oil-burning furnace with our innovative new Donations Furnace. This easy-to-install furnace can replace any current heating/cooling system. Once it's in place, simply attach the patented self-feeding Donations Shute and your library will soon be toasty warm. The Donations Furnace is designed to run especially well on Reader's Digest Condensed Books, 30-year-old encyclopedias, National Geographics, ratty paperbacks, underlined textbooks, and mildewy novels. One liquor box of books can heat a large library for a week.Plus, as an added bonus, Gouger will include at no extra charge the Air Conditioning Adaptor. Use those same books to keep cool all summer!
Why fill up the library's dumpster when you could be stoking your way to savings?
Item #009-Donations Furnace-$2300
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