Has this ever happened in your library? Grandpa fell asleep with the only copy of the newspaper and everyone is mad. That lady who practically lives in the library is snoring so loudly they can hear her at the branches. Sometimes you just need to see if Old Fred is still alive or what. Waking a sleeping patron is a risky proposition at best. Rouse them too quickly or loudly and you take a chance at getting belted by a startled catnapper. Keep harm at arm's length with Gouger's Peppy Patron Poker. This handsome, sturdy 3-foot long tool gently prods the library's troublesome snoozers awake. Using 2 AAA batteries (included) it perks them up with a pleasant little jolt back to reality. Made of our exclusive wonder metal Voluminium, the P3 is guaranteed not to break, warp, or rust. Makes a lovely gift for the library's security staff. (We will engrave their names up to 100 letters at no extra charge)
Item #012-Peppy Patron Poker-$50
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