Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Where Gouger Stops Nobody Knows


There are a few well known quirks of human nature. One is that people love to gamble. The other is they hate to pay library fines. Gouger has combined these unrelated facts into a new product.This phenomenal item can help your library stand a fighting chance of collecting the fines your patrons owe.

Let your patrons try their luck at the Double or Nothing Big Wheel 'O' Fines. Gouger has designed this fine gaming device with advice from the nation's foremost carnies. Easily mounted behind the Circulation Desk, the Big Wheel makes an eye-catching display that patrons won't want to ignore.

Patrons won't whine about fines when they get a chance to spin this colorful wheel. And when they lose, the library gets to collect the double amount. It's fun. It's easy. And it appeals to people's natural sense of greed. Sure, the library may pay out from time to time. But you're sure to collect more fines with the wheel than you do now. Gouger guarantees it.

The Wheel comes with all necessary hardware, signage, and an enlightening booklet thats shows how to make the game favor the house. Wink, wink. Not that Gouger would ever recommend something like that.

Item #022-Double or Nothing Big Wheel 'O' Fines-$250

No comments: