Many is the time that a herd of citizens show up and begin to hold a noisy meeting right in the middle of the library. When asked to be quiet, they give you the stink eye and ask just where do you expect them to hold their important gathering. Rather than question why they chose the one place where quiet is expected, just direct them to Gouger's wonderful new meeting place product. Our pioneering creation, The Conversation Pit keeps loud patrons just where librarians want them. Out of earshot, out of your hair, and out of the way. This easy to set up abyss requires no construction whatsoever. Follow the simple instructions, cover it with a rug, and send in the clowns. In fact, people can (and just might) scream and no one will ever hear them. This most satisfying product will be an instant staff favorite. Order one today for a free 30-day trial. We here at Gouger are confident you'll never want to return it. Ever.
Item #021-The Conversation Pit-$1500
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