The staff here at Gouger knows what its like to be at a library service desk. The recycled air has made your throat bone dry. You've been talking to patrons nonstop since opening time. You need a drink. Bad. But your library has a "no food or beverages rule" and you can't leave your post. The three old biddies you just stopped trying to sneak in coffees would just love to catch you drinking at the desk. What to do? Buy a handy Gouger Invisible Library Beverage Buddy, that's what. Made of study non-breakable Paynindaglass, your Beverage Buddy is never visible to patrons or bosses. Using that magical Gouger technology, the Beverage Buddy appears only when you wish it to. How does it work, you may ask. By voice command, of course. Simply activate the hidden computer chip and speak in a code word of your choice. The Beverage Buddy will materialize briefly only when your voice speaks that word. Treat yourself, Library Person! Include a non-capsizing, good looking, sneaky-as-hell Invisible Library Beverage Buddy in your next order. You sly dog, you.Colors may vary. Our choice, but it's invisible most of the time anyway.
Item #017-Invisible Library Beverage Buddy-$10 each
Item #017a-Soda Glass
Item #017b-Coffee Cup
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