Not to point fingers, but other library vendors and organizations market some of the most pathetic T-shirts around. No self-respecting librarian would ever wear these embarrasing garments unless forced into it. Librarians are rightfully proud of their profession and want clothing they can wear in the outside world without looking like a complete weenie. Gouger knows this and wants the world to know about your great sense of style and humor.
Rejoice, Librarians! Gouger is proud to present its brand new line of Non-Lame Library T-Shirts. Put on one of these 100% cotton-like shirts and let the world know you are a Knowledge Professional to be reckoned with.
Please specify size and color when ordering.
Comes in X-Small/X-Medium/Bookmobile
Item #016-Non-Lame Library T-Shirts-$10 each
#016a--Librarian : I Have Books and I Know How to Use Them
#016b--You Want Some Criticism of Macbeth? Shakespeare Sucks!
#016c--Libraries Have Books Too, You Know
#016d--Just Pay the Freakin' Fine Already!
#016e--Big Pencils Are For Librarians; Little Pencils Are For Patrons
#016f--Melvil Dewey Was a 611.35
#016g--Your Kid Ain't Gifted And Brat Story Hour is Full
#016h--You Say Backlog; I Say Job Security
#016i--Cataloging : All of the Books With None of the Patrons
#016j--I Peeked at the End of The DDC; The Extraterrestrial Worlds Did It
#016k--Your Taxes Pay My Salary. So Do Mine. Now Shut Up in the Library
#016l--Dewey? You Bet Your Ass We Do!
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