Thursday, February 15, 2007

Hypocrite No More



Chasing after cell phones users is the bane of many a librarian's existence. But, as we all know, librarians have a dirty little secret. This rule doesn't apply when it's our phones ringing off the hook. That's just fine. Many a librarian has struggled to explain this embarrassing exception of the regulations to an irate cell phone user. Once again, Gouger has the product for your library's needs. Behold the sensational Party Line Buzzing Earrings. While they may look like a fashionable pair of jewelry, they are actually tiny receivers linked to your library's phone system. When the phone rings, these amazing baubles give the wearer a tickling little buzz in the ear. The patrons will never hear a library phone ring ever again and you can scold with a clear conscience. Each attractive pair comes with a tiny transmitter which is easily installed on any phone system.

Item #015-Party Line Buzzing Earrings-$25 a pair

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