Despite librarian's hatred of stereotypes, it is true that most Information Professionals are of a timid nature. But there are times when you need a multitude of fortitude in a hurry. A patron is screaming for blood over a video fine. The mayor wants you at City Hall in fifteen minutes to talk about the budget. Little Judy and Elroy are "expressing themselves" by screeching like howler monkeys while Mom looks placidly on. Crazy Pete has concluded that the periodicals are his alone and has decided to defend his turf. For these and many other stressful and confrontational events that librarians have to deal with may we present Gouger's life saving Librarian's Liquid Courage.
LLC is a non-alcoholic, delicious beverage that gives the drinker approximately one hour's worth of courage, poise, and self-confidence. When used in conjuction with donuts, this wonder potion is doubly effective. Librarian's Liquid Courage gets it great taste from an all natural blend of herbs, toxins, and spices. It gets its magic-like effects from the secret ingredient we call "Placebotulism". Comes in cases of 31 bottles. Bottoms up, Librarians!
Item #018-Librarian's Liquid Courage-$10 per case of 31 bottles
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