Deduct Tape

Here at Gouger we keep a close watch on competing library vendors. Whatever they do, we do it better, cheaper, and funnier. Other supply firms offer overpriced "book" repair tape. Don't try using any other kind of tape on your books, you crazy librarian! Honestly, who are they trying to kid? It's just freakin' plastic tape!

Forget that overpriced crap. Try a roll of Gouger's I Can't Believe It's Not Colored Duct Tape brand book repair tape. Unless you're trying to reinforce the spine on your spare Gutenberg Bible, our tape is plenty good enough. If you have a book that precious, invest in some proper archival supplies.

We buy our tape in bulk from the finest dollar stores in the country and pass the savings on to you. This strong tape comes in a rainbow of colors :

• Read Red
• Blue with Glue
• Routine Green
• Off the Rack Black
• Bordello Yellow (shown)
  
• Nothing Rhymes with Orange
  

We gave our tape clever names, but it's still humble duct tape. Just like the competition's, but at a quarter of the price. Don't trust those sleazy crooks, shop with Gouger.

Item #089-I Can't Believe It's Not Colored Duct Tape-$10.00 per dozen rolls