Condensed Books are the illegitimate children of the literary family. Shameless patrons abandon them on your doorstep. Library dumpsters overflow with them. Their proper home has always been the shelves of Landfill Library. Until now.
All that changes with this breakthrough product from Gouger Labs. 4-in-1 Quadrisection Oil will magically produce four complete books from each condensed volume! Simply apply a healthy squirt of oil down the cheap-o spine of a cndnsnd bk. Leave it in a spot with plenty of growing space. Within an hour that former waste of paper will expand and separate into four full-length novels, all set and ready for cataloging. And 4-in-1 strengthens as it works, too! Every book will emerge with a sturdy reinforced binding. And the wonders don't stop there. This fantastic oil eliminates musty book stentch and leaves books smelling springtime fresh. This stuff rocks!
Gouger predicts this product will change the face of library science. So save a tree, empty your dumpster, and order immediately.
Item #087-4-in-1 Quadrisection Oil-$14.95
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