Seedy ROM

Here at Gouger Library Supplies we strive for honesty and foolishness. Now that every library worth its books has a website, the conscientious professional must pause and reflect. Is your library's site realistic? Does it reflect how bizarre a library actually is? Probably not.

Gouger to the rescue! You'll love Matt Oid's Library Clip Art. These full color pictures will give your website the authenticity it needs. Mr. Oid is a well-known library photojournalist whose work has appeared in countless professional journals that no one reads. Pictured above is just a sampling of the useful images on this 2 CD-ROM set (from left to right) :

• What's That Library Smell?
• Crazy Half-Dressed Skank
  
• Talentless Performer Appearing Here Tonight
  
• Chance Encounter of Loud Old Friends
• Creepy Sleaze Who Likes Someone on the Staff
• Oh, God! I Thought He Was Still in Prison
  
• Demented Lady Humping the Floor in Nonfiction For Reasons Known Only to Herself
  

Yes, all these common library themes and thousands more. You can even use these authentic images in other library publications and incident reports . Picture yourself as a beacon of truth with this fine clip art.

Item #084-Matt Oid's Library Clip Art-$19.95