Wednesday, August 22, 2007

It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Coerced of Times


Some days the library clock simply stands still. You are a hungry, tired, grumpy librarian. Don't you wish you could fast-forward through the day and have some pizza? Gouger has the solution. No, we haven't figured out time travel (we will). But our newest item is just as handy.

Introducing Gouger's Deasil Weasel Wall Clock. This smart-looking retro clock will brighten any reading room or circulation desk. It will definitely brighten your day because you control the time! Simply employ the discreet remote control (included) and spin the clock's hands to any time you desire.

End a boring meeting. Speed patrons on their way. Make that matinee or early bird special. Lengthen your quality time, anytime.

Made of all natural synthetic materials, the D.W. will serve your library faithfully for years. Get time on YOUR side today. Order now.

Item #098-Deasil Weasel Wall Clock-$24.95

1 comment:

Karina W. said...

I am very interested in buying this clock but can't quite figure out how. Could anyone help? Thanks.