Being a librarian is all about helping others. But not too much. All librarians have subject areas they are well-versed and enthusiastic about. When a patron happens to ask a question on this beloved topic, look out! Some MLS holders just go stark raving bonkers. Helpless patrons want to run screaming into the parking lot to escape these information-gibbering fanatics.
Stop this sad situation before it begins. Invest in a Gouger Inquire Extinguisher. This quality item will put out the flame of any overzealous librarian and save their poor patron. And it's so easy to use. Just point and squeeze the trigger. The non-toxic TomeFoam will bring librarians back to their senses fast. You'll think they just got asked a genealogy question. Now that's fast.
Item #115-Inquire Extinguisher-$99.95
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