Monday, November 19, 2007

Stop the Descent Into Bibliomania


No patron ever sees the cataloging department. As a result, this vital team of librarians is always located in the crappiest part of any library building. Technical staff spend their days lurking about dank basements, windowless broom closets, and other assorted dungeons. These bleak surroundings often have worrying effects on a cataloger's mental health. They tend to obsess and mumble a lot.

If your closest companion is a furnace, try this innovative Gouger creation. The Mirage Collage makes the even dreariest rat hole look fabulous! Our easy-to-apply mural will improve the atmosphere of any Dewey Decimal Dystopia instantly. Choose from any one of these appealing and soothing scenes:
  • Beautiful Cathedral of Light
  • Ocean View with No People
  • Upstairs in the Library
  • Bookstore Having a Sale
Gouger guarantees our trompe l'oeil will fool any cataloging staff and make them happy, chirpy extroverts. Just kidding. It will perk them up a bit, though. Order now.

Item #128-Mirage Collage-$44.95 per 100 foot roll.

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