Hey, Librarians! It's time to indulge your inner book snob. It can be distressing to spend countless hours selecting quality books to build a fine collection only to discover that most of your townsfolk would rather be watching Plan 9 from Battlefield Earth. Or some other stupid-ass movie. If books flew off the shelves like DVDs do most librarians would die from sheer joy. The circulation figures alone would convince the city to fund 7 more branches.
That's a real possibility when you use Gouger's sneaky new Panstora's Box. Each of these sly boxes appear to be a regular DVD case, complete with appropriate graphics. But instead of a shiny disc of Hollywood horseflop, each contains a teensy book. That's right, we said it. A book. That lovely little reason people built libraries in the first place. Sure, your patrons will be mad at first. But after a while, with nothing else to do, they just might give this reading thing a try. Gouger supplies a wide variety of mini books in each case. From trashy novels to history to car repair, Panstora's Boxes showcase what your book collection has to offer.
Start a trend and give it a try. You know you want to. You old highbrow elitist you.
Item #167-Panstora's Box-$9.95 each
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