Is your Friends of the Library group ineffective? Are the meetings more gossip and coffee than fundraising and promotion? Is everyone too busy bickering to actually do anything? In other words do your Friends suck? If your library is saddled with a lame, quarrelsome, or brimborion booster bunch, you must try out Gouger's latest innovation.
Inject some life into those paper tiger pals with our False Friends of the Library. We'll send you a dozen bright, attractive, and enthusiastic shills to rev up your people. These quality fakes will encourage your gang to new heights of fundraising, donating, and helpfulness. We guarantee their exuberant example will make a huge difference. False Friends can also attract new members with their winning ways and their fetching good looks. Naturally flirty and friendly, they're like catnip to patrons of all genders. Tell them your agenda and watch them work behind the scenes to make it happen.
Inject some life into those paper tiger pals with our False Friends of the Library. We'll send you a dozen bright, attractive, and enthusiastic shills to rev up your people. These quality fakes will encourage your gang to new heights of fundraising, donating, and helpfulness. We guarantee their exuberant example will make a huge difference. False Friends can also attract new members with their winning ways and their fetching good looks. Naturally flirty and friendly, they're like catnip to patrons of all genders. Tell them your agenda and watch them work behind the scenes to make it happen.
False Friends of the Library will pay for themselves many times over. That's a Gouger guarantee. Order early for best selection; colors/ sizes may vary.
Item #196-False Friends of the Library-$1300 per dozen
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