Are you saprostomous? When you breathe near others do they discreetly turn away to gag and turn green? Stepping over the bodies of the unconscious is both hazardous and embarrassing. When your best friends won't or aren't conscious enough to tell you, Gouger will. Face it Librarian, you've got bad breath. And that ain't good.
Stop that halitosis before your nickname is The Librarian Who Exhales Carrion. Mints don't last. Ordinary cullutory haven't been strong enough. You need MLS-strength Booklisterine! This exclusive formula, prepared by Gouger's in-house chemist Dr. Jason, is guaranteed to keep your breath smelling socially acceptable for an entire eight hour shift.
Order a case or two today. 85 proof Booklisterine comes in 3 fantastic flavors-Glazed Donut, Chocolate Mint Fudge, and Circus Peanut. And there's never any bitter "medicine" aftertaste. Keep away from children and open flames.
Item #198-Booklisterine-$24.95 per case of 12
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