Are your library's bookshelves being overrun by annoyingly prolific authors? If you can't squeeze another title onto the shelves thanks to the 50+ copies you had to buy of Danielle Steel's latest potboiler than this is the product for you.
Tested on real books, Gouger's sensational Prolific Author Contraceptives will keep those overly-fertile authors from overtaking the entire library. Simply attach the pill right on the book's recto and leave it in the bookpress overnight. By morning, you can rest assured that you'll never have to look at that hack's face on another book jacket ever again.
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Item # 004 Prolific Author Contraceptives - $75 per 100
004A Danielle Steel
004B Joyce Carol Oates
004C Contemporary Literary Criticism
004D James Patterson
004E Sandra Brown
004F Tim LaHaye
004G Chicken Soup For the Soul
004H Dave Pelzer
004I John "Men are From Mars" Gray
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