The classics! Who needs 'em? Certainly not your library's student population. Make a million friends with Gouger's patented Classics Deborer. Just insert any tedious tome you choose and simply flick the switch. Presto! Like magic, the Classics Deborer makes that 800 page epic nightmare into a fascinating beach read. How does it work? We can't tell you that, but we will tell you it also works on those pesky novels that you have to plow through for the Book Club. What are you waiting for? As a librarian, you owe it to your patrons to purchase this fine product. Comes with goggles and cool lab coat.
Item #003-The Classics Deborer-$1000 each
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