Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Welcome To Gouger Library Supplies


A hearty welcome to librarians everywhere! We here at Gouger have the products librarians really need and want. Our quality items have been designed by real librarians just like you. Our introductory product is one that librarians everywhere have been clamoring for.

Behold Gouger's wonderful CELL PHONE DETONATOR!!!

Sick of endless dirty looks when you ask patrons not to use their cell phones in the library? Just place the easy to install CPD anywhere (hardware and batteries included). Then simply aim and push the button. A loud but harmless explosion will disable any make of cell phone. Hours of hilarious fun guaranteed. At only $350 each, the Cell Phone Detonator is a tool no librarian will want to be without.

Item #001 Cell Phone Detonator $350 each

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