Everyone has their day ruined when some thoughtless bastard rips pages out of a library book. The patron is disappointed. You and your staff are pissed. Even if you can insert pages from another copy, the book is never really the same.
Gouger is here with another product that will quickly pay for itself. Write up a purchase order today for our Brawny Book Dipping Depot. Simply attach the Depot's flexible in/out piping to any sink or spigot. Next, add a squirt of Gouger's concentrated Brawny Book Dip. Then put in as many books as the soaking tub will hold and press the "GO" button. After five minutes the Brawny Buzzer will sound and you're done.
Brawny Book Dip dries immediately on hitting the air and its page-strengthening formula leaves books totally indestructible. No more ripped reference books. Art plates will be intact and not framed on some lowlife's wall. Mr. Vandal will tear all the muscles in his arm apart before he can hurt a BBDD-treated book.
The Brawny Book Dipping Depot includes complete instructions and 10 gallons of Dip. (enough for approximately 250,000 volumes) The machine is lightweight and collapses for easy storage.
Item #026-The Brawny Book Dipping Depot-$1999
Item #026a-Brawny Book Dip-$19.99 per 10 gallons
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