Volunteers can be wonderful people. A good one is a godsend. They can also be a tremendous rectalgia. Well-meaning people think helping out at the library means reading books to adorable tots and chatting about Sandra Brown. When they find out it can mean unpacking 50 grimy cartons of ILLs or wiping barf off all the dinosaur picture books, their community spirit flies right out the reading room window. And this is after you've spent 40+ hours training them.
Never make that miscalculation again! Get yourself a Gouger Volunteer-A-Valuator. Place this handsome scientific-looking gizmo on your desk and switch it on. While you interview your potential helper the VaV scans them for both ability and reliability. This device will raise no suspicion, as it looks like a quaint antique desk toy. Once your volunteer has left, merely remove the report sheet. The VaV will let you know instantly if you've got a dedicated assest or a dawdling ass.
Each Volunteer-A-Valuator comes with instructions and a large supply of report sheets. It's accurate, easy to use, and comes with a 25 year guarantee. Save yourself some headaches today!
Item #027-Volunteer-A-Valuator-$350
Item #027a-VaV Report Sheets-$20 per 100
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