Librarians as a rule hate censorship. However, free Internet has spawned an ugly breed of patron. Most librarians are all to aware of the Porno Guys. These shameless creeps spend every day hogging computers and drooling over smut. They don't care who gets a free look, either. In fact, that seems to be part of the fun.
We here at Gouger understand this sensitive subject. We also wonder how these losers get by. Honestly, they never seem to work. Solve your problems with Gouger's innovative Pervert Redirecting Software. The PRS program is superior to any mere filter. Whenever Mr. Lowlife tries to view a site of unmentionable filth, the PRS simply reroutes him to an employment web page. Time after time, site after sleazy site.
Pervert Redirecting Software is PC and Mac compatible and simple to install. Each program is licenced for unlimited use within a library system.
Item #030-Pervert Redirecting Software-$79.99
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