Taxes? Step Right This Way, Sir

It's bad enough that librarians have to pay taxes. Librarians everywhere have come to dread Tax Form Time. Angry patrons blame you for their tax troubles. Parades of people stomp up to the staff bellowing "DO YOU HAVE ANY TAX FORMS?". This is despite multiple signs showing the way.

Let's face it. Those signs aren't enough. Like most library signs, they might as well be invisible. Gouger has the solution to end your library's Tax Form Torment. Our tremendously clever Tax Form Exit Sign will make your day. Install this huge twirling neon sign above a back exit and switch it on. "TAX FORMS HERE" it reads as the multi-color script blinks and a colossal arrow points the way. The way out.

And they won't come back in. Our Library Scientists have created a special hypnotic blinking sequence. It mesmerizes patrons into a state of temporary amnesia so there are no angry returns.

The Tax Form Exit Sign takes about five minutes to install and comes with all necessary hardware. Works on all state and federal forms.

Item #029-Tax Form Exit Sign-$49.95