Libraries are supposed to be islands of tranquility in a busy world. A peaceful place to read and think. This is, of course, a myth. Your library is often louder than a screaming contest at a jackhammer factory. At Gouger, we feel your professional pain.
Our Library Scientists have formulated the amazing Piehole Plugging Patron Perfume. This product is the solution for cretins who ignore polite requests for quiet. A quick spritz of this harmless fragrance will muzzle any chatterbox for at least an hour. P4 contains an all-natural blend of chemicals and water. It even smells like fresh-baked apple pie.
Enjoy the sweet smell of silence. Order today!
Item #037-Piehole Plugging Patron Perfume-$14.95 each
Item #037a-Deaf Senior Citizen
Item #037b-Screeching Baby
Item #037c-Old Friends Meeting
Item #037d-Giggling Gaggle of Teens
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