Saturday, March 17, 2007

Support the Pathetic Arts


Library programs can be a culturally enriching experience for the community. Too bad the community doesn't realize this. Nothing is worse than hosting an event that no one attends. Gouger has a way to assure that local authors, artists, and intellectuals need never realize that no one cares about their life's work. The Mr. Mirage Audience Maker makes sure your speakers never play to an empty house ever again. Just set the tiny Mr. Mirage holographic projector in the ceiling and it's showtime. Using the discreet little controls, you can make your audience respond appropriately to the performance. They even file out at the end. Let hurt feelings be a thing of the past. Only you and Gouger need ever know the truth.

Item #033-Mr. Mirage Audience Maker-$350

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