Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Build Your Reputation the Gouger Way


Every librarian wants professional recognition. But that can be difficult in a field full of dedicated do-gooders and altruistic know-it-alls. If you can't manage to stand out, your building sure can!

Set your professional sights on a spot in the annual Hideous Architecture Issue of that journal about libraries. Gouger can assure you the fame you deserve with our Throttlebottom Building Plans. Our Library Design Team has examined the past winners for inspiration. We can help you build the most god-awful monstrosity that ever housed a bookcase. Because that's what it takes to win.

Send away today for the plans that will plan your future. Remember, there's no such thing as bad library publicity. Gouger can almost see you on that journal cover.

Item #042-Throttlebottom Building Plans-$49.95 each

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