Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Envelope Please! Gouger Wins Again!


As a professional, a librarian needs to keep up with advances in Interlibrary Loan technology. To fall behind other institutions is just plain embarrassing. So be the first in your ad hoc roundtable committee to use Gouger's time-saving Osteocolla All-Tape ILL Envelopes.

Don't waste time taping and retaping the industry standard scuzzy old envelopes. Chuck them out with a clear conscience and start anew. Achieve that crappy yet thrifty look immediately without all the bother. Gouger's envelopes are constructed of 22 different types of amazingly sticky tape. We guarantee they will never wear out. Your recipient will appreciate your dedication to protecting library materials. Especially when they attempt to open an Osteocolla envelope. And the Osteocolla's powerful adhesives mean staples stay put. You can make lots of staples stay put.

Osteocolla All-Tape ILL Envelopes are the wave of the future. Show those other libraries what you're made of. You're made of TAPE!

Item #047-Osteocolla All-Tape ILL Envelopes-$9.95 per 100

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