Some patrons never seem to get the message. You can call them, email them, even send them a letter. But they never bring their books back on time. Or ever. In fact, they act like you're the problem. It's just a library book, after all.
Gouger shares your righteous anger. So much so that our Library Scientists have developed an exciting new accessory for our Library GPS System (Item #011). Tocsin's Claxon Chips are tiny little noisemakers that pack a powerful punch . Working in conjunction with the system's Pinpointatron Tracking Software Claxon Chips begin to make noise when an item becomes seriously overdue. The more overdue, the louder they become. And they don't stop until the material is returned.
Just attach a Claxon Chip while processing each item and the Pinpointatron does the rest. To stop the noise from coming in the library, we include a number of deactivators. Simply adhere them at every entrance and bookdrop.
Gouger promise patron promptness will progress positively. Tocsin's Claxon Chips. Negative reinforcement at its best. Order today.
Item #048-Toscin's Claxon Chips-$49.95 per 25,000
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