Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1040-99!

If your library is like most you now have roughly 5,000 boxes of leftover tax forms. Gouger has developed a marvelous way to dispose of these hated documents. Celebrate Spring with our After-Tax Bonfire Bacchanal in a Box. This ready-made party helps your staff unwind after a taxing winter.

Once the sun sets, your party begins. Clear the parking lot, get the tables out of the meeting room, and pile up the tax forms. Then just open the box.

Gouger includes everything you need to make your staff shindig an affair they might even remember :

• Mockingbird Tequila (1/2 doz. cases)
• Book Club Club Soda (1 doz. bottles)
• Ol' Revenuer Root Beer (1/2 doz. cases)
• Goodbye, Mr. Potato Chips (24 bags)
• Mary Shelley Frankenfurters (1 gross)
• Old Card Catalog Rods for Roasting Franks
  
• WD-1040 Accelerant and Safety Lighter
• Extra Large Gouger Logo Comfy Blanket
• Schedule MP-3 Mini Boom Box

Be sure to save the sturdy plastic shipping box, it makes a dandy ice chest! We ship overnight to assure maximum freshness and flammability. As a special bonus, we've included a life-size replica of Miss Maude Midden, MLS. According to the Gouger Research Team, Maude was the genius who originated tax forms in libraries. Let your staff vent by burning her in effigy.
Loosen up and celebrate! And make sure to invite the volunteers from AARP. Those people are a freakin' godsend.

Item #049-After-Tax Bonfire Bacchanal in a Box-$99.95