Gouger Library Supplies exists solely to make our customers more efficient and humorous professionals. With our newest item you'll be able to multitask your M.L.ASS off and have a good time doing it.
Often librarians have to leave their service areas to assist a patron. (or fix the copier, unclog the toilet, shovel snow, find their meds, etc.) The next patron is greeted by an empty desk. But you can't keep an eye on everything. Or can you?
You sure can with Gougers amazing Skelly Picture-in-Picture Bifocals! The top of the lens has your regular prescription. But the bottom section displays a real-time feed from the location of your choice. Simple instructions make using them a breeze.
Skellys can be utilized for many other tasks. Monitor that blind spot in the stacks where evil patrons go to vandalize materials. Naughty little patrons will think twice before misbehaving when they think the Children's Librarian has eyes in the back of her head. You almost will.
These wondrous spectacles are manufactured exclusively for Gouger by the trusted biblioptical firm of Skelly & Skons. Founder Skhuyler Skully is pictured above wearing his early product that allowed librarians to appear awake at meetings. Sadly, these fine eyeglasses were removed from the market after two committee chairs died in 1938 and no one noticed until after the war.
Keep your four eyes in eight places with Skelly Picture-in-Picture Bifocals. Order now!
Item #058-Skelly Picture-in-Picture Bifocals-$24.95 per pair
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