Signs galore don't deter the public from sneaking in food and drink. Some days the staff spends so much time playing the snack police that patrons are left waiting. Try the finest in negative behavior modification with Gouger's brilliant Everything's Archy Cup O' Roaches. Place these disgusting fake food containers about the building. Even the hungriest sneak will think twice when they see what a pit of filth your library is. If the patron persists in nibbling away, the staff can blame the infestation on them.
Amazingly lifelike, Everything's Archy is a cup of fun that disgusts as it teaches. Take out an order today.
Item #067-Everything's Archy Cup O' Roaches-$19.95 per dozen
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