Thanks to all the services libraries now offer online many of your most devoted patrons never enter the building. Here at Gouger we believe they are missing out on the complete library experience. Recreate that unique bibliographic ambiance for them with our Virtual Jerk.
This pioneering software package is easily integrated into your existing web page. When patrons access your site, Virtual Jerk will randomly appear and perform variety of irritating tasks. Online users will believe they really are in a library when this lovable pest annoys them by:
- yapping on his cell phone
- whistling while he works his way across the monitor
- snap, snap, snapping some gum
- letting his digital offspring run and scream
- cutting the cheese
- trying to tell them about Virtual Jesus
- propositioning them for sex
- engaging in a bit of lalochezia
- whispering just loud enough to be distracting
Item #068-Virtual Jerk-$24.95 (PC, Mac, or Heathkit)
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