Roll Out the Students, We'll Have a Bookdrop of Fun

If your library is located close to a school, chances are your building is invaded by little hellions every weekday afternoon. This wouldn't be so bad if Judy and Elroy were visiting to make use of the facility.

But they aren't. Goodness knows the staff has tried to accomodate them with programs and homework help. No dice, MLS. The little ingrates hang around outside scaring the other patrons away. Screaming and fighting and pushing and swearing and sassing the staff. The library is a hangout until Mom and Pop bother to come fetch them.

Gouger often recieves inquires on how to deal with this ghastly problem. And we've developed a solution. As soon as the daily Gang of Gamins start blocking the doorway and acting up, crank up Gouger's DisConcert Polka Party! This powerful wireless sound system plays an endless loop of music that will embarrass even the most brazen little monster. After all, it's hard to "chill" and look cool to an accordion medley.

Gouger guarantees they'll scatter before the second chorus of "Who Stole the Kishke?".

Item #069-DisConcert Polka Party-$59.95