Truly great patrons are hard to come by. The dedicated readers. The teens who volunteer their weekends away. The mom bringing her excited little book brood every week. That nice man and the people he teaches to read. These great folks are what keeps you and the library up and running. You'd like to thank them, but your attention is demanded by Mr. Snarge arguing over a 20 cent fine.
Gouger has a stupendous way to thank prized patrons. Invest in a wonderful oasis for your facility. The Chamber of Commas is a concealed lounge for the select who can behave themselves. Each hideaway room is luxuriously furnished in traditional library hardwoods. We include plenty of comfy chairs that don't smell like pee. Ditto for the dazzling "Marbelous" tile washroom. Staff and patron alike will love the Miss Monograph Mini-Bar and Bibliographic Buffet table. And the hot tub? The staff won't be hiding in the stacks anymore!
Each Chamber of Commas comes with everything you need and can be assembled in an afternoon. Simple instructions and no tools required. Gouger includes 100 goldish keys for distribution to the favored few.
Give the great ones the room they deserve. Write up an order to Gouger today. (We bill you for "Office Supplies" so the board need never know) They'll never find you. It's a Gouger Guarantee.
Item #062-Chamber of Commas-$895 (liquor & food not included)
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