Tuesday, May 22, 2007

We Want to Use the Internet. Where Can We Dump the Kids?


Unattended children are concern for all librarians. It's swell that parents view the library as a peaceful haven. But they are careless idiots. Gouger knows librarians worry about some kids more than their parents do. It would be hard not to.

Keep little Judy and Elroy secure until their silly grownups show up. Our Lost & Foundling Storage System keeps children filed safely away. Each colorful storage unit has a soft blanky, ample lighting, and lots of books. If children are unclaimed by closing the system alerts the proper authorities automatically.

But here's the best part. Each L&S Storage Unit is coin operated. Parents can't reclaim Junior until they fork over big time.
Cops or cash. It's a mistake they will only make once. Trust us on that.

Units are large enough to hold any child too young to left alone. Call Gouger for a free brochure.

Item #063-Lost & Foundling Storage System-$3500 & up

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