Sneaking food across the library to service areas and meeting rooms requires a stealth that few possess. Besides the patrons you just intercepted with Chinese takeout, roaming administrators are always a risk. Both would just cherish catching you with the goodies.
Fool them all with Gouger's stupendous Tokamak Dehydrated Donuts. Each individually wrapped donut has been shrunk to the size of a dime. Pop a dozen in your pocket you're ready to go. When it's snack time just open the package. Not only does exposure to air make the Tokamak expand the friction involved causes the pastry to become toasty warm.
Really, what could be better? With a shelf life of five years, these stealth donuts will keep in your desk for ages. Theoretically. No known Tokamak donut has ever remained uneaten that long.
Be sure to indicate the assortment mix you desire:
- James Bond Jelly-Filled
- Encrypted Eclairs
- Mata Hari Maple Frosted
- Secret Agent C.h.o.c.o.l.a.t.e S.p.r.i.n.k.l.e.s
- Code Name : Cruller
- Glazed By a Bullet
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