Thursday, May 24, 2007

There's a "New" Zealand?


Book budgets are always tight. Your city somehow managed a surplus? It won't be headed your way, sister. The school department is low on pepper spray. The Department of Elderly Affairs needs to help the elderly have affairs. The end result of all this is the library can't buy new materials. So you keep the out-of-date stuff rather than have nothing at all.

Gouger has a cheap solution. The least you can do is warn patrons when a book has become obsolete. Slap on one of our Biblia Abiblia Warning Stickers. Adorned with the universal danger sign, the skull and crossbones, patrons will quickly be alerted to outdated ideas, antiquated facts, and dangerous advice. And these eye-catching labels make great talking points, too. When John Q. Patron asks why Will the Soviets Beat Us to the Moon? is still on the shelves, you can let him know. It's there to keep your copy of How to Cure Fever and Ague company.

Sold in rolls of 5,000. Bulk discounts available, please inquire.

Item #065-Biblia Abiblia Warning Stickers-$8.95 per roll

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