Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Callipygous Cure Conquers Conundrum


Summer's coming and librarians know what that means. Book circulation will begin to seriously decrease. Many of your best readers are outside or on vacation. As a result, the shelves are jam- packed with books. The shelvers have resorted to checking out carts of nonfiction and storing the books in trunks of their cars.

Cure your sardine-can storage problem with Wedgie Brand Rubber Shelving. Developed by the noted library scientist Melvin Mantel MLS, these pliant bookshelves have plenty of "give". You'll be amazed by how many books your underpaid staff can cram onto the shelves. Made of melted bookmobile tires , a Wedgie will spring back to its original shape once circulation picks up again.

There's always room for one more with Gouger's galluptious Wedgie Brand Rubber Shelving. So give your staff a Wedgie and write out a purchase order now. Gouger is not responsible for amusing accidents involving flying books or bouncing people.

Item #071-Wedgie Brand Rubber Shelving-$150 per twelve foot section

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