Hit Your Patrons Over the Head With a Club

Summer will be here soon. It's time to crank up the AC and put up a display of trashy paperbacks for the beach crowd. But what of your most loyal patrons who never decrease their voracious book consumption? It's these fine readers who keep the circulation statistics high. If only you could reward them for their helpful hardcover habits. Maybe there's even a way to attract more of these bookworm types into your library.

You can do both! Gouger's annual Grownup Reading Game is the only summer reading program designed just for adults. Every kit includes all the instructions and supplies needed for a successful summer of reading and rewarding.

And such rewards! Mature patrons will devour the collection to earn Gouger prizes.

• Dinners for two at the Red Lobster of Courage
• Joyce Carol Oatesmeal facial scrubs at NYT Day Spa
• Free admission to any Angela's Asses Gentlemen's Club
• 6-packs of Rita Mae Brown Ale (Sneaky Pie Flavored)
• Gift certificates to Sylvia Browne's Crackpottery Barn
• Tickets to Full Frontal Fiction Night
• Danielle Steel vs. Jackie Collins
• Sandra Brown vs. the Corpse of Barbara Cartland

Every kit comes with report sheets and charts that easily track each reader's progress. The attractively sleazy posters, coasters, badges, and bookmarks will grab the patron's attention and have them signing up in packs. Make summer fun and keep those grownups reading. Why should kids get all the goodies?

Item #072-Grown Up Reading Game-$159.95