Get Out of Deadwood By Sundown

Popular books are a mixed blessing for libraries. Patrons come into the building hoping to borrow a red-hot title. But those books are never going be checked in. Any current best seller has a waiting list a mile long. You hate to have a potential reader leave disappointed.

Now they never have to. Gouger has a great way to keep the public happy and breathe new life into your collection's deadwood. It's so simple, it's brilliant. Try out our new Booklust Worst Seller ListMaker. Create an credible looking poster with this user-friendly program. Just input the unpopular books of your choice and the software does the rest. Then print and display the authentic-looking book list.

Push your personal choices, too. Never again discard an old favorite that doesn't go out. Scour the stacks for the weird, obscure, and overlooked. Make a display! Patrons will love having such highly touted books available immediately.

Barbara Blacksheep of the Nostril Ridge Free Library got these pathetic books circulating :

• Ageless Nonsense, Mindless Body by Seekspak Choprah
• Leadership the Emperor Norton Way by Joshua Norton
  
• Burqa? I Don't Even Know Her by Chador Giaour
• It's Just a Big Gun, It Doesn't Mean ANYTHING by Tom Clancy
• The Ridges of Maudlin County - by R. J. Walleye
• The Prolific Ice Queen - Danyell Steal

If she can make these turkeys fly, yours can too. Order today and get some old blood running through your Circulation soon. (PC, Mac and Eniac compatible)

Item #075-Booklust Worst Seller ListMaker-$34.95