Librarians, you're going to love Gouger's newest tech toy. Our Library Scientists have created a Personal Digital Assistant just for you. Regular PDAs just don't have the special features that a Gouger Liberry PDA has. Get all that the others have plus all this :
- Budget Retrogressor - monitors the erosion of funds by library spending and municipal plundering
- Nickname Generator - creates hilarious descriptive monikers for notorious patrons
- Microwave & Refrigerator Filth Meter - levels from clean to carrion
- Board Member Detector - advance warning of untrusting trustees
- Ad Hoc Diversions - 150 fun games for boring meetings
- Internet Interferer - mystify unpleasant users with random computer problems
- Where's Waldo Spotter - always find Waldo before some annoying little whiz kid
- Mope Monitor - tracks the loafer level in the library
You'll wonder how you ever did without this wonderful organizer and amusement device. The Liberry is the must-have item for the information age librarian. Don't settle for MLesS!
Item #074-Liberry PDA-$74.95
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